Read it GIRLS
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon, I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong. I don’t drive in circles, at any cost. I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late. I don’t watch movies with lots of gore. Don’t need instant replay to remember the score. I won’t lose my hair, don’t get jock itch. And just cause I’m assertive, don’t call me a bitch. Don’t say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams dear, I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, not at my chest. I don’t have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you are lying, you stare at the ceiling. Don’t call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY….Don’t you get it? You dick.BRILLIANT
FOSHO
FUCK YES. WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS MY HERO.
READ IT FOLLOWERS.
LMAO. THIS IS FUNNY.
YOU CAN TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE THIS BUT YOU WON’T MAKE ME MY GODDAMN SANDWICH THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T VOTE.
combo breaker
Also a sammich would be awesome right about now.
