Guye de Mann

He is like a guy... and a man.
Who also happens to be in love with a giraffe.

Jun 16
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my girlfriend's first attempt with omegle.

  • You: heyyyy you!
  • Stranger: hey you!
  • Stranger: good greeting!
  • Stranger: how goes??
  • You: IT
  • You: GOES
  • You: WELL
  • You: and you, dear friend?
  • Stranger: fantastic!
  • Stranger: eating some tasty foods and relaxing!
  • You: om nom!
  • Stranger: yes indeed!
  • You: who is better
  • You: lavar burton or bill cosby?
  • Stranger: duhh lavar
  • You: bitch
  • You: bill cosby taught lavar everything he knows.
  • Stranger: cosby is an old douche
  • You: you kids. with your rap muic.
  • Stranger: id rather have geordi at my side any day
  • You: music
  • You: i can go twice as fucking high.
  • You: take a look.
  • You: its in a book.
  • Stranger: fuck books man
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.